Why Sam the Eagle is the greatest of Jim Henson’s creations.
If you’ve ever wanted to see a puppet on the precipice of death, well, here you go. And you really have got to admire their attempts at being dramatic.
"Kermit thee Frog here! And I want you to join the Muppethood of Lilith!”
(Source: the-red-corpse, via cock-juggling-thundercunt-deact)