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I really wish I could explain why, but I felt obligated to reblog this GIF. And from experience, water guns aren’t the best weapon of choice against undead pharaohs…

Back in my younger days devoid of zombie infestations, many children grew up reading the book Love You Forever; a story I once found touchingly sad, but now - in retrospect - kind of creepy (if you read it you know what I mean). With zombies now more rampant, it’s more important to stress to children what happens when mommy turns into a zombie as opposed to how much she loves you - it’s called prioritizing.

Written by Matt Mogk of the the hallowed Zombie Research Society and illustrated by Aja Wells, kids will learn to detach emotionally from their zombified parent as well as how to escape from their dead, cold clutches. You can buy it right now at ThinkGeek for $9.99.

(via BuzzFeed)